VERY EAGER 4 TEES
How to Order
(Updated Jan. 30/2021)
This is an "old-timey" mail order business (founded in 2019,
it's so retro ^_-) so for all you young whipersnappers here's how
vintage-style mail order works... ^_^
Shirts are visually quality checked at least once between arriving
from my supplier and being shipped out so you should never receive
one with any defects.
- First you'll need to print out my order form, it's available in
Adobe PDF or
Portable Network Graphic
- All T-shirts I sell are $21 Canadian each, this applies to both
regular stock and special order shirts.
- Use the manufacturer's name for the color on the order form.
The 'what men call this color' that appears in brackets is only
provided for descriptive convenience of the customer and
our mutual amusement. ^_- The manufacturer's name for the
color is in most cases a single word or occasionally two words
so it fits on the order form better.
- If you wish to pay in something other than Canadian Dollars
contact me letting me know what
currency you want to use and I'll work something out with you.
(As long as it's not something like Venezuelan Bolivars or Zimbabwe
Dollars, for obvious reasons I can't accept those. ^_-)
- Minimum order size is:
These minimums can be any combination of sizes or colors available
as long as the minimum per order is met. If even one shirt in the
order is a special order item the special order minimum of 6 shirts
- 4 shirts if selecting from my
- 4 shirts if ordering Sizes 4XL or 5XL. Although they are
not yet in stock as I write this on Jan. 30/2021 they will
be treated as a regular stock item as they are planned to
be regular stock starting in spring or early summer 2021.
- 6 shirts for
Special order shirts
- Shipping is included anywhere in Canada or the United States.
- If you would like to order to a different location in the world
contact me and let me know where you
are and what quantities/color/size you were looking for and I'll
work something out.
- If the order is going to a Manitoba address add 7% Manitoba Sales
- I am not currently registered for the GST/HST so that does not
apply. This may change in future if I approach the sales volume
where it becomes required / worthwhile to do so. If you are in
Canada check this page the day you order to see if this has changed.
- Include at least one of the contact methods at the bottom of the
form (E-mail/Phone/ICQ) incase I need to contact you about your
order. If you chose phone number indicate if it is SMS (text
message) capable or not by circling the Y or N on the order form.
If you are outside of Manitoba (204 and 431 area codes) and the
number is not SMS capable it is recomended that you use one of
the other methods of contact such as E-mail or Skype. If you
include a phone number indicate what hours are OK to call you
and what time zone you meant those hours in.
(Everybody keeps different sleep/awake/work/meal/etc. hours so
if you don't say I really have no idea when to call. ^_-)
It's OK to list more than one contact method, just make sure
there is at least one.
- Although it's optional, if you fill out the "Where you found out
about Very Eager 4 Tees" line on the order form it helps me know
what methods are best for promoting the business.
- Mail the completed order form along with a check or money order
payable to "Very Eager 4 Tees" for the total
amount to the P.O. Box listed on my
(Yes, that is the number 4 in my business name.)
- Although I don't recommend mailing cash I do accept it.
- I do not accept credit cards or Paypal.
- Wait for your order to come in the mail, I ship all orders by
Canada Post except in some circumstances on local orders I may
deliver in person at my discretion.
All Sales are final. (Yes
applies to you too. ^_-)
If you pay by Canadian check I will allow at least a week after
depositing it for it to clear before shipping your order (or in the
case of special orders before placing the order with my supplier).
Generally this won't make a big difference as I only go to the
Post Office once a week most weeks. (I still work another job
Foreign checks (where accepted) will have longer hold times.
Do not under any circumstances bounce a check!
Due to me allowing time for it to clear before shipping you can't
gain anything by doing this. If someone still bounces a check and
my bank charges me a fee, the person sending the bad check will be
expected to re-imburse me the fee, by a means other than check.
(For obvious reasons.) If they fail to re-imburse me this web
site will have a "wall of shame" page added on which they will
be listed so other people/organizations know to not accept their
If you are bad at math or have an unreliable bank or multiple people
have access to the same checking account you might consider going to
your local post office and purchasing a money order instead.
I accept checks so people who are good enough at managing their
checking account and patient enough to wait for it to clear can
save the cost of money order fees.
For anyone that is confused by my preference for U.S. spelling:
- check = cheque
- color = colour
Items that are special order will take longer, items that are back
ordered at my wholesaler may take longer than that.